Friday, February 25, 2011

Uh Oh! Bad publicity for A.A.?

What's black and blue and hates sex?  The prostitute in Charles' trunk.

What do you get when you cross Charlie Sheen and a pig?  Nothing.  There's some things even Charlie won't fuck.

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants don't recognize the pope as emmissary of God.
The Sheens' don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a poor golfer and a poor skydiver?
A poor golfer goes "Whack! Shit!"
Sorry, nothing to do with Charlie.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

Tiger Woods, the Pope, Charlie Sheen and three women are on a plane.
The plane is crashing and there are only three parachutes.
The Pope says "Save The Women!"
Tiger Woods says "Fuck The Women!"
And Charlie Sheen goes "Is There Time?"

So the psychiatrist askes Charlie... "Do you talk to your wife when you're making love?"
Charlie; "Sure, if there's a phone handy."


Srsly though... Sheen is a great actor and I love his show.

Let's see what Chuck has been up to lately...

September 11 attacks
On March 20, 2006, Sheen stated that he questions the US government's account of the September 11 attacks.[20] Sheen said during the interview that the collapse of the World Trade Center towers looked like a controlled demolition.[21] He urged critics not to attack him personally, but to challenge him on the facts.[22]

Sheen has since become a prominent advocate of the 9/11 Truth movement.[23] On September 8, 2009, Sheen appealed to US President Barack Obama to set up a new investigation into the attacks. Presenting his views as a transcript of a fictional encounter with Obama, he was characterized by the press as believing the 9/11 commission was a whitewash and that the administration of former US President George W. Bush may have been responsible for the attacks.[24][25][26]

Personal life
Sheen and his then girlfriend, Paula Profit, had a daughter, Cassandra Jade Estevez (born December 12, 1984).[27] In 1990, Sheen accidentally shot his then-fiancee, Kelly Preston,[28] in the arm, after which she ended the relationship.[29] Sheen dated former pornographic actress Ginger Lynn for two years starting in 1990.[28][30][31] He was also involved for a time with former pornographic actress Heather Hunter.[28] In 1995, Sheen married Donna Peele. He was named as one of many clients who visited brothels owned by Heidi Fleiss in her court case in 1995.[32]

On May 20, 1998, Sheen tried injecting cocaine, accidentally giving himself an overdose. He was hospitalized, but discharged from the hospital soon afterward. His father Martin issued a public appeal for fans to pray for him and reported him for violating his parole. A warrant was issued for his arrest, and Sheen was sent to rehab.[33][34]

On June 15, 2002, he married actress Denise Richards, two years after meeting her on the set of Good Advice. They have two daughters, Sam J. Sheen (born March 9, 2004)[35] and Lola Rose Sheen (born June 1, 2005).[36] In March 2005, while she was still pregnant with their daughter Lola, Richards filed for divorce from Sheen, accusing Sheen of abusing drugs and alcohol and threatening Richards with violence.[37] Sheen and Richards' divorce was made official on November 30, 2006.[38] Sheen and Richards were engaged in an acrimonious custody dispute over their two daughters,[39] but have since made peace with each other, with Sheen stating in April 2009 that "we had to do what's best for the girls."[40]

On May 30, 2008, Sheen married Brooke Mueller, a real estate investor.[41] This was the third marriage for Sheen and the first for Mueller.[42] The couple's twins, Bob and Max, were born on March 14, 2009.[43]

Sheen was arrested on charges of domestic violence, including second-degree assault and menacing, against Mueller on December 25, 2009 and the couple has not been seen together in public since this altercation.[44] He was released from jail after posting an $8,500 bond.[45][46] In a court appearance on February 8, 2010, Sheen was formally charged with felony menacing, and third-degree assault and criminal mischief, both misdemeanors.[47] On August 2, 2010, Charlie Sheen plead guilty to misdemeanor assault as part of a plea bargain where the other charges against him were dismissed, and according to a story written by Associated Press reporter Solomon Banda he was "sentenced to 30 days in a rehabilitation center, 30 days of probation, and 36 hours of anger management" and will be unable to legally possess a gun for the rest of his life.[48]

In February 2010, Sheen announced that he would take a break from Two and a Half Men to voluntarily enter a rehab facility.[49] In March, Sheen's press representatives announced that he was preparing to leave rehab and return to work on the popular sitcom.[50] On May 18, 2010, Sheen signed an agreement to return to the sitcom for another two years for a reported $1.8 million per episode.[1]

On October 26, 2010, the police removed Sheen from his suite at the Plaza Hotel after he had reportedly caused $7,000 in damage.[51] According to the NYPD, Sheen admitted to having been drinking and taking cocaine.[51] Sheen was taken to a hospital for observation and released.[52]

On November 1, 2010, Sheen filed for divorce from his third wife, Brooke.[53]

On January 27, 2011, Sheen was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center by paramedics. Sheen's representative said the actor was suffering from "severe abdominal pains".[54] On January 28, Sheen began undergoing a substance rehabilitation program in his home[55] and CBS announced that Two and a Half Men would go into hiatus.[56]


Oh, all this... and he has an opinion about A.A.?  Perfect!


Oh yeah!  And the folks at Stinkin' Thinkin' are gacking all over themselves over this one!  But they're brought back down to earth with this comment;

JD says Figured you’d take this as joyful news and that some serious hero worship would be going down here. I couldn’t pass up a quick comment or two.

Sheen may possibly be even more barking mad than Trimpey. Nah, toss up really.

And you’re tickled because he is astute enough to echo what is repeated endlessly here. That you have a new spokesman for your cause. That people will take him seriously and think AA is bad because Charlie said so, and Charlie is a squared away guy and knows these things.

Does it strike you funny that a guy in a total meltdown is saying the entire ST party line? I think that is by far the funniest thing I’ll see this entire week. This is the kind of shape a person has to be in to see your viewpoint as valid. It’s reasonable that when people reach the stage he’s in, near death and ‘bat shit crazy’ they are somewhat likely to agree with you. The turnover in your supporters will be fierce though.

By all means, claim him as the finest possible representative of ST ideas and ideals. He’s your kind of guy.


  1. Hey, just wanted to say this thread is fucking hilarious.
    Been banned from Stinkin Thinkin and Sober Recovery.
    Can't seem to get along with others.
    I am new here hoping to find a home that shares my interests concerning AA and other venues.

  2. If you're a fundamentalist by the book guy, you will enjoy the company here, I was banned from Sober Recovery a while back, along with a few other folks who contribute to this site.

    As far as Stinking Thinkin goes, I don't bother with them anymore, as my friend Daniel is fond of saying, "with all the love I can muster, Fuck Em"

  3. Hey, heretikreb (must be polish or something) Nice to have you with us. I'm one of the few left on SR but have been warned. Fuck 'em.

    As to Stinkin Thinkin, I have better things to do than waste my time there. Feel free to jump in here, agree or disagree with what's said. If we're not arguing about something, then we're not doing it right.

  4. Welcome H.

    A bunch of those folks at st hate me but MA misses me.

    Some of us agree with them about one thing... a bunch of AA is fucked up. We just have a more constructive way of dealing with it.

  5. I damn near posted on SR a few minutes ago. When doing #4 my Sponsor cautioned me to think twice, write once. I've tried to adapt that into most of my writings. So as I was thinking twice tonight I decided that I should save my keystrokes for another time and place instead of waste them there. I did however post on ST just for old times sake. It was in a "Let's Worship Charlie Sheen" thread because he spoke out against AA.

    Charlies either going to find God and change his ways or he's going to take a dirt nap with Anna Nicole Smith. Seems like a fitting demise for ole Charlie.

  6. http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-sheen-aa-20110302,0,1684470.story?

    I was known as Diablo over on ST and enjoyed myself immensely. When I can no longer have a constructive argument (whether it be a little foul or not) because the masses have begun to attack and censor then I will usually resort to a all out undermining offensive. Once I have had my fill (or been banned) I will move on, satisfied no doubt. :)
    Am I a fundamentalist well I don't know about that exactly. I have 24 years of sobriety and life is very good because I have continued to practice the principles in all my affairs.
    My one failing character is I don't suffer fools patiently including myself.

  7. I forgot to talk about the site/link I put up. You will find many ST'ers over ther plying there trade. I have had some fun with them.
    What I have found to be interesting is the comments from other AA folks around the country.

  8. Ah ha! Diablo. Welcome here again. I think I dedicated a post to you here somewhere.

    Stinkin-Thinkin will be pretty boring without you now. You were the last voice of reason over there. Now they'll resume slobbering over each others' backs again. No friction, no heat.

    Wonder where Tony J has been these days. Have you seen him over at that site? Now that mental help is closed down, I thought we'd see more of him here. He's one of our best debators I think. I'd go so far as to claim him our Master-bator.

  9. Diablo, go to my profile, send me an email through a gmail account, if you have one... and I'll/we'll make you an author here.

  10. Daiblo, around here not suffering fools gladly is the fuckin password.

    We're all of the quasi fundamentalist AA view, I think. But we also listen to reasonable arguments when they can be found. Otherwise, we argue about trivial shit just to keep things interesting.

    But stupidity will not be found on these pages unless someone from ST visits, or maybe if one of us drags up something from the Orange or Peele crowd.

    I'm thinking of doing just that. Been reading some stuff that just doesn't make fucking sense. So let Patrick get your author privileges set up and join the party.