Let's cut to the chase here. We know one when we see one.
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D.A.M.M.! The irony. Her comment to the cops? She claimed she only had four beers. Perfect! She's a fucking liar too.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers! I bought my bro a shirt that said this.
Drunk Driving is fucking bad. Just don't do it. If you can't pull that off, check yourself into jail. If you have to, sell all your shit and get yourself a cheap apartment across the street from a liquor store.
Fuck M.A.D.D.
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(second portion posted by McGowdog)
